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Apocalypse
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| | Subject: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:54 pm | |
| You momma so fat, she plays POOL with the Planets!
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| | Subject: low rida Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:56 pm | |
| your mamas so fat a kid mistaked her truck for a low rida | |
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Apocalypse
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:58 pm | |
| Yo momma so ugly, it takes 2 bags to cover her face. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:00 pm | |
| your moms so fat that whales sing to her | |
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Apocalypse
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:01 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat, when she went to SEAWORLD, Shamu came out and started to sing: "We are FAMILY, Even Though your FATTER than me" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:04 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:39 pm | |
| Yo Momma so OLD and so FAT Jesus told her to turn the other cheek and she just now finished!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:50 pm | |
| Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down....HA | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:56 pm | |
| yo mamas teeth so yellow they look like butter | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:41 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:51 pm | |
| your mammas so old her birth certificate expired | |
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Apocalypse
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:55 pm | |
| your momma so ugly, she makes satan look hawt. | |
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alex
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:58 pm | |
| your mammas so stupid she stuck a batterie up her but and said i got the power | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:51 am | |
| Yo mamas So old she sat behind jesus in tha 3rd grade | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:50 pm | |
| your mammas so fat that god couldnt even support her | |
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Apocalypse
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:55 pm | |
| Your mommas so fat, her farts make holes in the Ozone Layer. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:56 pm | |
| your mommas so fat she the planets orbit around her | |
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Apocalypse
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:58 pm | |
| your momma so fat, when she sat on the toilet, the toilet started singing: A,B,C,D,E,F,G... Get Your Fat Ass off of me. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:18 am | |
| Yo mamas So Stupid She Stole Freebies | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:16 pm | |
| your momma so old, when you squeeze her titties, dust comes out. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:38 am | |
| your mama is so fat when the holy light came the priest asked you to move. | |
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