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PostSubject: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:54 pm

You momma so fat, she plays POOL with the Planets!


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PostSubject: low rida    Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:56 pm

your mamas so fat a kid mistaked her truck for a low rida
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:58 pm

Yo momma so ugly, it takes 2 bags to cover her face.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:00 pm

your moms so fat that whales sing to her
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:01 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she went to SEAWORLD, Shamu came out and started to sing: "We are FAMILY, Even Though your FATTER than me"
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:39 pm

Yo Momma so OLD and so FAT Jesus told her to turn the other cheek and she just now finished! Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:50 pm

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down....HA
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:56 pm

yo mamas teeth so yellow they look like butter
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:41 pm

Yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:51 pm

your mammas so old her birth certificate expired
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:55 pm

your momma so ugly, she makes satan look hawt.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:58 pm

your mammas so stupid she stuck a batterie up her but and said i got the power
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:51 am

Yo mamas So old she sat behind jesus in tha 3rd grade

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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:50 pm

your mammas so fat that god couldnt even support her
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:55 pm

Your mommas so fat, her farts make holes in the Ozone Layer.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:56 pm

your mommas so fat she the planets orbit around her
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:58 pm

your momma so fat, when she sat on the toilet, the toilet started singing: A,B,C,D,E,F,G... Get Your Fat Ass off of me.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:18 am

Yo mamas So Stupid She Stole Freebies

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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:16 pm

your momma so old, when you squeeze her titties, dust comes out.

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PostSubject: Re: Post Yo Momma Jokes Here.   Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:38 am

your mama is so fat when the holy light came the priest asked you to move.
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